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News and nonsense from Johnny Two Shoes, 2008 onwards. 263 posts, page 8 of 18.

CryEngine 3 Released

The makers of Crysis (PC) have released a new game engine. This is the most advanced engine around today, check out this release trailer to see what games will look like in the years to come. Heres an example of…

The Forum Is Now Open!

So this last chapter of "The Nightmare That Stalked The Forums" is closed. Let's hope that this doesn't repeat itself again and we can keep improving the forum in the time to come. Remember, if something doesn't work, I'm going…

Left 4 Dead Characters As Bears

Awesome illustrator and friend of Johnny Two Shoes, minkee has drawn all four characters from the original Left 4 Dead as bears! Zombie bear mod anyone? Incredible idea. We've already seen the Teletubbies in Left 4 Dead as zombies which…

Uncharted 2 Review

One of the most anticipated games of the year has been released on PS3. If you have one or are thinking about getting one, check out the review. Has to be one of the best games Ive played in a…

GTAIV There's Always A Girl

"There's Always A Girl" is the latest video from Rockstar promoting the new DLC for XBOX and stand-alone games "The Ballad of Gay Tony" and "The Lost and the Damned". Enjoy the new trailer!

Is Flash Good For iPhone?

Jon Jordan, writing for Edge asked us what we thought about Flash for iPhone. You can read the article Is Flash Good For iPhone? on the Edge website and find the full transcript from Johnny Two Shoes below. How useful…

Ballad of Gay Tony: Screenshots

Today Rockstar release their updated "The Ballad of Gay Tony" website which contains tons and tons of new stuff about the game. It shows what vehicles are coming, what the new weapons do but it's the screenshots for the game…

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Collab on a Photo Blog

Collaborative photo-blogging, the name itself sounds pretty lame. All it is — you and a friend take a picture each day and post them side by side just like the above image I borrowed from MintyForest . Minty Forest a…

Honda EV-N Car Houses Unicycle

This car may not be to everyone's taste, but to me it's brilliant — I love the look of it. The roof is a solar panel and the rest of the car is white/cream to reflect sunlight to use less…

We're on Last.fm

You already know that Johnny Two Shoes isn't a big corporate machine. We're a small games company and as such you can pretty much check out what we listen to on a daily basis by taking a sneaking peek at…

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Dusting off LLLLOST

Sometimes we post what we're doing as images over at our "image blog" llllost, when we don't have time to say it with words (or can't). Today, I added paging to the llllost archive. Some of the stuff there really…

High Speed Chase 2: Boost and Repel

Boost is your classic awesome power-up that injects a wealth of Nitros oxide into the fuel powering the engine. It makes the pistons work overtime which, in turn, means your wheels refuse let the tarmac get in the way of…

GTAIV Meet Yusuf Amir

"We're getting Arab money" — this is the new trailer from the GTA IV expansion "The Ballad of Gay Tony". The story-line is looking incredibly awesome.

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