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The Great Sperm Race

by meridimus

44 Comments

  1. Dimatheking94· 10 Months ago

    #Firest ☺wow a new game :)it's looks fun, i hope that i will be in the beta ☺

  2. BlahTeacher· 10 Months ago

    it's cool that your doing some educational stuff.

  3. skillownz101· 10 Months ago

    PLZZZZZZ can i be in the beta and it sounds really cool.When is Attack 2 coming out??

  4. Runey676· 10 Months ago

    Sounds interesting.

  5. skillownz101· 10 Months ago

    lol

  6. Dimatheking94· 10 Months ago

    what's so funny?

  7. Guy_In_Armor· 10 Months ago

    I loled when I saw the eye and smile on the cell. And also... will therebe upgrades? XD "My sperm is bigger than yours!" ..."Oh yeah? Well mine have ANTI-PERSONNEL MISSILES!"

  8. outofthefog· 10 Months ago

    Hey that's good an educational game. I laughed when I went on the site to see sperm. :P This will be good to teach younger kids (not too young though) .

  9. Mandalorian123· 10 Months ago

    I WANT TO LEARN!!!!! count me in

  10. dravirdude· 10 Months ago

    Hahahaha.....i totally lol'ed at this xDand again at the upgrade post xDthis will be fun, and if i get an email i will definitly check it out =Pthis was totally not what i expected to see here xD

  11. Superblah327· 10 Months ago

    When you say that people will be notified shortly - how quickly will that be - have they been already? Will it be later today? Tomorrow? Just curious - cant wait to see it though :)

  12. nike1000000· 10 Months ago

    PLZ PLZ PLZ Let me be in the beta

  13. mk0092· 10 Months ago

    Hehe. Not what I was expecting as your C4 project.

  14. siborman· 10 Months ago

    hope that I cna be in the beta. looks like agreat game, suprises me how many ideas your team has. anyway look forward to playing it. on and by the way I have completed 56% of the website.

  15. timewarptrio· 10 Months ago

    beta please! I didn't expect this to be here either

  16. Runey676· 10 Months ago

    They said that they already picked people, so asking to be in the beta really isn't necessary.

  17. ThePika· 10 Months ago

    Did Sarah design those little guys...

  18. mk0092· 10 Months ago

    Does anyone have a email on it yet?

  19. axelot· 10 Months ago

    can i have the beta PLEASE

  20. meridimus· 10 Months ago

    No, we're working on new levels. So, we'll be sending out mails later today

  21. dravirdude· 10 Months ago

    working on new levels...this just get more and more funny xD

  22. mk0092· 10 Months ago

    Agreed.

  23. Dimatheking94· 10 Months ago

    XD agreed X2

  24. mitch123456789· 10 Months ago

    agreed X3

  25. AnarchyDom· 10 Months ago

    Sounds exciting, JTS' racing games have been great so far, this looks like it will be a nice change to the whole car-driving scenario of most racing games.

  26. mk0092· 10 Months ago

    Nice thought Dom. I do wonder about the visuals in the game though.....xD

  27. Guy_In_Armor· 10 Months ago

    0092, I still stand by my sperm weaponry. So basically the visuals will be tiny tadpoles with giant laser cannons coming out of their sides. I seriously hope JT does the upgrades thing. xD

  28. mk0092· 10 Months ago

    xD. That would be great. We should have a version that we customize. xD

  29. kingofrsjr· 10 Months ago

    i call beta,plz

  30. Agentman· 10 Months ago

    i know not of this "learn" but can i be in the beta?

  31. dravirdude· 10 Months ago

    well the upgrade thing is a good idea...its al about that "the strongest and fastest win!"Lasors, cannons and speed boosts! i cant see where this ends!

  32. mk0092· 10 Months ago

    Ok, I want Beta, when is it going to be out?

  33. Dimatheking94· 10 Months ago

    Someone got email yet?

  34. AnarchyDom· 10 Months ago

    You said you've already selected participants, so I guess there's no point in asking to be in it.

  35. Dimatheking94· 10 Months ago

    Yeah..but you don't know if you have been chosen or not..

  36. mk0092· 10 Months ago

    Me no email. He may have told the email-ees to shut up about it.

  37. AnarchyDom· 10 Months ago

    Yeah, true. Or maybe you're an email-ee and you're trying to convince us you're not! The Great Sperm Race conspiracies begin!

  38. meridimus· 10 Months ago

    We decided to launch the beta tomorrow instead since we're already delivering a build to C4

  39. mk0092· 10 Months ago

    Thanks for the update. Its really matters to me down in my cold-blooded Combine Sniper murdering heart.

  40. dravirdude· 9 Months ago

    thanks for telling us ;) can you make a pos on the forums when its out? so we dont have to check our mail all the time.btw, when you get an invite for a beta, will it automaticly show up at the betas your in (when you press the star) or will you have to "confirm" it at the mail itself?

  41. Dimatheking94· 9 Months ago

    I think it will be automatically show up

  42. toobatee· 9 Months ago

    sweet am i in the beta?

  43. axelot· 9 Months ago

    can i have the beta

  44. siborman· 9 Months ago

    could i have a beta please.

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